Monday, August 16, 2004

The Daring Escape of Kibus Maximus

At several points in my career in lame and noticeably dead-end jobs I have noticed a trend: People, no matter where they are from, are a pain in the ass without manners or remorse. This is best exemplified by the state of Texas' lovely personages. These 'people' assume that they can be rude to you solely because you sit behind the counter reading a David Sedaris novel and that you are no more a human being than the immigrants who mow their lawn. Now, I am not saying that immigrants aren't human, they certainly are. I am merely pointing out that these well-heeled rednecks -from a state that wants to be a country- are just as rude as an unwanted rimjob. I cannot stomach any more of these miserable patrons and from here on out proclaim myself Kibus Maximus (Latin for "Dude Who Doesn't Take Shit From Anybody") and am currently planning my escape from retail.

That is all.

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